Mr Newell's Deathmatch in Morning Assembly

Jason is the leader of a rival arms dealership
cause he was able to get that mega gun at halloween
and he's been desguised the whole time
and they have an epic battle in the common hall which involves jumping and firing two pistols at once
Or, In newells case, two M16's

In the middle of assembley

YES
Omg
they both walk in
From opposite sides of the hall
and suddenly this music plays from the speakers
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And Newell just whips out two M16's out of Nowhere
And Jason whips out a Triple barreled thumper

I was thinking a side arm MP5 tho

Hmm
That would go to Newell after he runs out of Ammo
Then Jason manages to get to the Balcony

no, i mean for Jason

And he's shooting this
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Nah Jasons guns are always WAY high tech
Any shotguns?

we shld have some random hispanic guy in school clothes pop us
up*

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Newell has that
By far.

ok but jason has striker

yeah
OH OH
No
Jason has
THIS
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A rail gun
lol

haha, are u taking the piss?
I was thinking he had sentry guns pop up

LOL
Yes
That TOO
So its like an Epic Boss fight

yeah

Then Newell Senses his gun porn isn't big enough
So He whips out
this beast
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When he whips that out
Fanfares sound
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And its all in slow mo
Kids around him are getting gunned down
and He's firing this thing and all the sentry guys and theres smoke everywhere and The shotgun guns are grenade rounds
Obviously

haha

Then what?
Does Mr Wilson come in in an Armoured suit?

Jason gets his two ict helpers to come and bring a gun to his head
then MrNewell smiles and about 20 armed Columbians rush in and surround them

THEN
Mr Wilson comes in
In one of those suits from Avatar
"Dios Mio!"

Haha then takes out all the columbians in one machine gun sweep
Then Mr Newell puts on his glasses
and dives for cover

LOL
While they're getting killed
He just whaps on his glasses?

no after they die hes still standing

Oh okay
So Then Mr Wilson fires a rocket into the floor

yeah

And theres a huge chasm

and everything goes dusty

And then Jasons like "He's Dead...."
Then
Jasons head just EXPLODES
And theres blue fire coming out of his head too
Just to prove how powerfull the bullet is

yeah

Then you can see the end of a barrel
And the fog clears to show he's still standing.

with his gun like resting on his shoulder

Yeah
Then Wilson backs out into the fog
"This isn't over Newell...."
Still in his mega avatar suit.

and then the robot thing has thrusters and flies out

Yeha
Then Newell gets a call

then Mr Newell Interogates the two ict helpers

Yeah
Wait wait

realy vicously

I thought the ICT helpers were on Jet packs?
With Wee MP5K's

No they just walk in and put a gun to MrNewell's head

Oh right

then a slow mo 360 pan

Yeah
Obviously!
Oh wait
But he has to kick their ass in some melee

yeah, slow mo, while missles fly overhead

So Yeah
When the camera enters slo mo
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Then he kicks their ass when the disk scratching stops

yeah

He Breaks the ICT guy's arm off
Like
OFF
Oh yeah

yeah

Then the ICT people were like
"How did you know Newell! We made sure no man talked..."
Then Newells like "No Man...I know"
Monty Flys in

really, like really?

Fuck yeah
"I never really was on your side...."
"Besides...Trading secrets for seed...What can I say...I am a pidgeon of course..."
Then he flys off
Leaving the audiance totally STUNNED